"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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