The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
two words: eviction party
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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