I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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