weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Your penis caused this!
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