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  • 49 22
    Submitted by MajorJohnson on Jun 13, 13 at 3:24pm

    He may wanna cuff & stuff you.

  • 45 25
    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jun 14, 13 at 8:34am

    So that deep-cavity search left you so loose your NuvaRing wouldn't stay put?

  • 35 23
    Submitted by icepick23 on Jun 13, 13 at 4:40pm

    It's only weird if you are ugly.

  • 29 23
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jun 13, 13 at 3:48pm

    He wants to penetrate your anus.

  • 27 20
    Submitted by slucketlist on Jun 14, 13 at 2:37am

    No, invite him over and test out his level 7 flesh baton!

  • 26 21
    Submitted by NuckinFuts on Jun 13, 13 at 5:49pm

    And what did you expect?

  • 25 24
    Submitted by strrrphish on Jun 13, 13 at 5:12pm

    L \n\n\nH

  • 31 37
    Submitted by rwool13 on Jun 14, 13 at 9:59pm

    Honestly he prob doesn't want to have to be responsible for it and do paperwork .

  • 22 29
    Submitted by 420MILF on Jun 14, 13 at 3:28am

    Only if your arrest was for prostitution

  • 24 34
    Submitted by firstisworst on Jun 13, 13 at 3:30pm

    You have aids.