We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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