She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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