lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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