I'm drive I can fine osifer
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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