The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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