Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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