Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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