CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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