Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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