And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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