U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room