Dude i fell asleep inside of her
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.