If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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