Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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