But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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