at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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