Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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