i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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