talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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