I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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