My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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