You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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