So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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