no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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