He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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