dude i'm inner monologue high
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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