Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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