No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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