He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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