hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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