wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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