i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Shame is for Republicans.
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