This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I got inside last night via doggy door
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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