Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
