We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
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all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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