I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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