Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Randomize
