I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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