I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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