This is not my ceiling
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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