singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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