I wish i was in the wii world.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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