I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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