Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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