if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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