what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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