ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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