8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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