: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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